LOCATION: FLORIDA ZONE — SOUTHWEST QUADRANT
MISSION: ARTIFACT RECOVERY + DISTRIBUTION
STATUS: COMPLETED

[SECTION 01] FLEA MARKET STAGING

• Executed zine drops across vendor tables
• Observed: CRT TV stacks, haunted tech, “Finder’s Keepers” infractions
• Flyer concept generated: “You found it — now buy it back” PSA
• Sticker infiltration: successful

[SECTION 02] NATURE TRAIL — CALUSA NODE

• Entry fee: $13 (flagged under Trust Network Offense Tier 2)
• Bird enclosure: active turtle combat, underreported
• Alligators named Biggie and Smalls — possible pre-collapse pop culture bleed
• “Enjoy Nature While It Lasts” flyer deployed under false canopy
• Background noise: tree demolition crew. Real-time ecosystem erasure logged

[SECTION 03] WALMART SIGNAL VEHICLE

• Security car marked “SIGNAL” parked outside main entrance
• Photographic evidence archived
• Signal crossover event: real-world bleed confirmed

[SECTION 04] BACK ROADS — TIMEFOLD ZONE

• Diverged into alternate 1991 commercial pocket
• Located Goodwill containing haunted Epson and portable DVD shells
• Energy spike at barber pole. Century-old porch ghosts active
• Line-dried laundry and paper realtor signs detected
• Psychic ping: “This is where we bought candy with crumpled dollars”

[SECTION 05] BOOKS-A-MILLION

• Entered for scent. Located: Mad Magazine (priced at $14.99)
• Spy vs. Spy triggered CMYK Agent prototype ideation
• Node vs. Node retro-cartoon series reactivated
• Static Point system codified. Initial rules printed at car dashboard HQ

[SECTION 06] TRANSMISSION COMPLETE

• STATIC AGENT PROTOCOL uploaded to public node
• Printable PDF and full card sheet system live
• Neocities page deployed with rulebook, zine integration ready
• Agent QR prep initiated for future drops
• Mission signed and filed under glitch tape archive